Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Halo 3 - Cheat Tips

By Owen Jones


While looking for some Halo 3 cheats I came across some very enjoyable discussions about what would happen if Halo three Master Chief faced different characters from comic books, movies, and other fiction. In an earlier feature about these matchups, Master Chief went 2-2. Can the Master Chief bring his record to more than this, or is he destined for fight club mediocrity?

Master Chief probably requires more than Halo 3 cheats to achieve victory in this contest, because he's facing off against the all-powerful Q from Star Trek. Everyone knows the Master Chief is a cybernetically enhanced warrior with futuristic armour, shields, and the ability to cure himself. But Q is also a powerful, godlike creature who is able to make anything happen just by thinking it.

However, unfortunately for aficionados of Halo 3 and Master Chief, our advanced fighter is far over matched. Q may play with him for a while, but in the end he would just wish him into non-existence. Therefore, so far Master Chief is 0-1.

Halo 3 cheats wouldn't be something to use against the next adversary - he is just too honest. It's Master Chief versus the most powerful puppet in the universe, Yoda from Star Wars. In reality Yoda isn't a puppet anymore, because in the new films he is a CG character. A pitched battle would it be, as Master Chief's future weaponry Yoda's mastery of the force faced. Like the battle between Yoda and the Emperor, this one would probably end in a draw. Good thing these guys are really both on the same side. Now Master Chief is 0-1-1.

We're even going to give Master Chief some Halo 3 cheats for this next battle, because he's facing the unbeatable Incredible Hulk. Most people do not understand the full array of the Hulk's powers. Not only does he have super human strength, superhuman stamina, superhuman durability, and the ability to regenerate himself, in some of his stories he's also a genius.

But Master Chief has one thing going for him that even the Incredible Hulk can't beat - patience. All he has to do is wait for the Incredible Hulk to quieten down, revert to his human self, and the Master Chief can go in for the kill. Master Chief has brought things even at 1-1-1.

What about Master chief against Coach Ditka? If his knees are all right Coach Ditka may as well have the advantage of every one of the Halo 3 cheats ever created. With bad knees the match is merely rendered a little bit closer. But in the end coach Ditka wipes the floor with super hero Master Chief.

Oh well, lovers of Halo 3, but even with Halo 3 cheats Master Chief has a losing record of 1-2-1.




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